Yes, No, Maybe...Maybe Not

Well, there may be someone out there wondering where I've been, and what happened to me. So, let me clear a few things up. Yes, I'm still alive, and in one piece. No, I haven't robbed a bank and had to lay low (hide out) down in Mexico. Maybe it would have been a good thing if I had been on walkabout with my friend Albert, campaigning against global warming. Then again, maybe not. 
Fighting global warming would be a good thing, but watching Albert take some of those right wing (Republican) villains to task can make me a little green around the gills (an expression meaning nauseous). See, Albert is a bear, and he takes global warming very seriously since he heard about some of his Polar Bear cousins no longer having a place to live. Anyway, when he gets mad, it ain't pretty. I hear there a few fat cats (rich & well-to-do people; not that all rich and/or well-to-do people are evil, but many seem to be) that Albert helped lose some weight. Usually, he takes a contribution of an arm or a leg. Literally. Both an arm and a leg, for those who really get him angry.
But, in my case, I've just been trying to get myself back on an even keel (functioning well). It's been a bit of a battle to get both my sleep and exercise back on a regular schedule. This hasn't been one of my better years for keeping my chronic fatigue syndrome under control. I'm working on it, though. So, please bear with me. And no, that wasn't a crack about Albert.
For those of you who have been following the Republican presidential candidate front runners, all I can say, is it really does seem like a long running Jerry Springer show. So enjoy.
So, to sum up: Yes, I'm still happy to be alive. No, I don't plan on getting dead soon (although we don't usually have a choice as to when that will happen). Maybe, Eddie and my ship will come in (hit it big, usually financially), and we'll move to Bora Bora. But then, maybe not.