A strange and tragic event reportedly happened in a southwestern Connecticut county last night, resulting in at least twenty deaths, and many more injuries. According to the survivors, they were all attacked by their refridgerators while trying to get a late night snack or meal. Most of those who were injured had broken arms or wrists, some head trauma, as well as people with broken ribs and broken legs, after their refridgerators fell on them, or in the words of one survivor, "The da#* thing jumped on me!"
The authorities are looking into the possibility of a terrorist attack using some kind of hallucinogenic and/or nerve gas, according to one anonymous source. Officially, no one in authority has a comment.
And, in weather, it rained live goldfish in upstate New York, yesterday...
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