The Republicans are Killing My Mother

Now, I have to admit that for a very long time I have been saying the only good Republican is a dead one. I'm not advocating killing them, you understand, I'm just saying that the title Republican and the word good do not go together, unless it happens to be a dead Republican. In my opinion the live ones all stand for the opposite of truth, lies if you will, cheating, greed, and the inhumane treatment of the disadvantaged, minorities, animals, and the environment. So, that takes care of my two cents.
I do not watch anything having to do with politics on television if I can help it. Mainly because it has the potential to make me angry enough to make me commit acts violence, and I really don't want to have to replace my television. My Mother, on the other hand, has always loved to watch the news and political shows on tv. But recently the stupidity of the hate-filled lies and acts of the Republican politicians has made her angry enough to threaten her continued healthy existence. I went walking with her today, and when we began our mile long trek, she was quite angry with the two-faced scheming Republican bast#@%s that were attacking the Attorney General in the House of Representatives.
Luckily, she soon put it from her mind. Unforunately she replaced it with competitive walking. She saw someone she knew, and decided she was walking too slow. We then proceeded to walk a mile in less than a half-hour, when we usually take a good 3/4 of an hour. But, there was no need to call 9-1-1, thank God. Although, there was a point I thought she was going to fall down when she was trying to maintain her pace while laughing at the same time. Personally, I didn't really think she could walk that fast.
Ah, walking with my Mother. It truly is an adventure.