What?!

I am not always sure what world I have woken up in, until some bureaucrat makes life easier for him/herself by making my life more difficult. Now granted, here in the US, usually if you are denied something because of improper documentation, you don't normally get sent to prison, or get shot. At least if you're a citizen. Even if you're not, normally the worst that might happen is you're deported. In some countries, the consequences of not providing, or being able to provide, all the paperwork requested, can be, well, severe.
But luckily I'm in the good ol' US of A. So the worst that happens, is some damn clerk can make someone else's life a temporary hell, forcing them to run around trying to get all the right paperwork, so they can continue to drive a car, get food stamps to feed their kids, get a prescription medication, start a new job, move into a house/apartment, or to get the proper medical care. As they say on South Park every time Kenny gets killed, "Bastards!"
All these little clerks and demigods better be careful. When Cthulhu returns to this world, things are really going to change. Just ask Lovecraft (H. P. Lovecraft: famous horror writer, now dead).