How Cold is Cold?

Sometimes when I first wake in the morning, I turn on the tv before I even get out of bed. Like I did this fine Saturday morning. So what do I see? According to channel 3, it is -6 degrees fahrenheit. Yup, that's correct, 6 degrees below 0. Seeing that, didn't make me want to get out of bed. In fact, if it were possible, I would have gone back to sleep until spring. Maybe I could turn into a bear, and hibernate for the rest of the winter. That would be nice.
But since I can't, Edgar and I are going to do the next best thing. We are packing are bags, and taking long boat ride to the sunny beaches of Bora Bora. Now, I know most people in these New England states, when they flee the cold winter, usually go to Florida. But Edgar and I are not most people. We like to go to unusual and exotic places, where there aren't large crowds of people. When was the last time someone you knew went to Bora Bora?
Anyway, I have to say that most of the time the cold doesn't bother me terribly, but I have to draw the line when the temperature reads anywhere below 20. So, minus 6 degrees doesn't really make me happy. And Edgar, well, Edgar is a tropical bird, first of all. So he's not extremely happy with anything under 70 degrees. Second, the top of his head is very bald, and he refuses to wear a hat.
So, there you have it. We're on our way to Bora Bora. Don't worry, we'll be back in the Spring. See ya' then!