It Could Be Worse, You Could Be A Bear

Albert showed up for a visit last night. Currently he's sleeping under my bed. And no, I still don't know how he does that. He's not a small bear. He really doesn't enjoy the heat and humidity. And yes, it feels like being in Death Valley out there today. Of course, tomorrow's supposed to be worse. I think the main reason Albert is here at the moment, is for the air conditioning. Well, after all, you try roaming around in the woods in this weather wearing a nice and thick fur coat. Think about it.
We had a bit of chat last night. He's not very happy with the state of the Country. I would say the state of the world, but Albert has never been out of the US. And he's not really happy with people in general. He's believes the majority of humans are short-sighted, selfish, greedy and cruel. And he does make specific reference to those "darn (I really can't use the actual word he intended, nor type the actual bear language sound before translation; this could be a family blog after all) bowtie wearing a****** conservatives", by whom I believe he means Republicans, in particular, he says, the lobotomized Tea Partiers. Why he called them lobotomized, I really don't know. But sometimes it's best not to ask him what he means when he's excited. Remember. He is a bear. My translation also may not always be the best. Maybe he meant "loony".
Anyhow,  when the weather becomes a little more "bearable", ha ha, he says he will go try to harass what "reprehensible and miserable excuses for humans he can find, or run down." I'm not sure if he meant the run down part literally or not.
So, to sum up. If you are a conservative Republican, or a member of the Tea Party, and you see a rather large black bear approaching, I'd run if I were you. I wouldn't try to shoot him. You'll only tick him off (make him mad)...